If you give a girl a hamster for her birthday, she's going to name him 'Cupcake'. She'll scream with joy when she gets him and be obsessed ever since.
If you give a girl a hamster named 'Cupcake', she'll wake up everyday very early (painfully early) every. single. morning to see how her new friend is doing. She'll open his cage and try to catch him which will ultimately lead to blood curtailing screams when he gets out and runs around her room.
If you give a girl a 'Cupcake', the entire house will wake with the panicked shock from a thousand screams, running to see what's wrong. They'll picture nightmarish scenes or horrific sights...only to be met with a scurrying tiny varmint, darting from place to place, like the small furry rodent that he is.
If you give a girl a 'Cupcake', she'll run and jump in her little nightgown from corner to corner, trying to catch the itty bitty fur ball. You'll wince just knowing that every time she lands, she'll come up with a flat ball of fluff, then you'll breathe a sigh of relief each time when she misses.
All six of you will begin the routine of chasing something no bigger than a cotton ball, yet faster than a bullet, only to hope that he corners himself in some way shape or form.
If you give a girl a 'Cupcake', she'll cheer with delight when he's finally caught and she can hold him and squish him until his guts almost come out. The look of frustration and hatred can be seen through his bulging eyes as they protrude from his head while his angry hamster mind is thinking, "I was that close".
If you give a girl a 'Cupcake', she'll hold him and love him and never let him go. You'll know that the life expectancy of a hamster is supposed to be two years give or take, yet you'll wonder if he'll make it for the next two days. If she doesn't do him in, he might just sacrifice himself altogether...and then you remember that there's always the dog who's patiently waiting, just licking her chops for her chance...but that's a whooooooole different story.
If you give a girl a hamster named 'Cupcake', she'll wake up everyday very early (painfully early) every. single. morning to see how her new friend is doing. She'll open his cage and try to catch him which will ultimately lead to blood curtailing screams when he gets out and runs around her room.
If you give a girl a 'Cupcake', the entire house will wake with the panicked shock from a thousand screams, running to see what's wrong. They'll picture nightmarish scenes or horrific sights...only to be met with a scurrying tiny varmint, darting from place to place, like the small furry rodent that he is.
If you give a girl a 'Cupcake', she'll run and jump in her little nightgown from corner to corner, trying to catch the itty bitty fur ball. You'll wince just knowing that every time she lands, she'll come up with a flat ball of fluff, then you'll breathe a sigh of relief each time when she misses.
All six of you will begin the routine of chasing something no bigger than a cotton ball, yet faster than a bullet, only to hope that he corners himself in some way shape or form.
If you give a girl a 'Cupcake', she'll cheer with delight when he's finally caught and she can hold him and squish him until his guts almost come out. The look of frustration and hatred can be seen through his bulging eyes as they protrude from his head while his angry hamster mind is thinking, "I was that close".
If you give a girl a 'Cupcake', she'll hold him and love him and never let him go. You'll know that the life expectancy of a hamster is supposed to be two years give or take, yet you'll wonder if he'll make it for the next two days. If she doesn't do him in, he might just sacrifice himself altogether...and then you remember that there's always the dog who's patiently waiting, just licking her chops for her chance...but that's a whooooooole different story.
I haven't been able to write lately due to chasing hamsters. If you could click the pink box below for a vote, that would be Great! Thank You! (There's a free hamster in it for you if you'd like.) :)
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