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2/19/2013

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    My sides hurt.  My back and stomach muscles are screaming at me.  I wish I could say that it's from an awesome workout, but it's not.  Let me go back a little...
    I started a new job a few weeks ago.  It's only a couple of days a week at a wonderful rehab facility but the days have been long.  My problem is that I don't eat or drink any water when I'm there.  I should, but I don't.  I've been going home shaky and dehydrated.
     The other night, my parents watched the kids so Adam and I could have a late Valentine's date with dinner and a movie.  With my starving level of weakness...by the time we made it to the restaurant, I wanted to order everything on the menu.  I settled for a buffalo chicken sandwich with onion rings.  I inhaled all of my food and a few fries from Adam's plate.  I ate too quickly but didn't care.  Leaving for the movies, I joked with Adam that it felt like a rock was in my stomach. 
   Continuing our date, we both fell prey to the smell of popcorn that greeted us in the theatre.  Getting one big bag, a box of Milk Duds and a huge pop, we smiled as we carried our loot into the movie.  By the time the previews were over, I already felt a little sick.  
   On our way home, the rock that was in my stomach was taunting me.  It's a dangerous combination to go from not eating all day to totally pigging out. 
    (Oh well.  I'll just crawl into bed and it will be better in the morning.) 
     Enter...six in the morning...
     I don't drink.  I've actually never been drunk once in my life.  My friends and family know this about me and it's never really been a big deal.  I tease with Adam that for my 40th birthday in a few weeks, I want to try it for the first time.  If THAT'S what it feels like the next day though...I will reconsider.    
     Everything in me was queasy.  I sat straight up and put my face in my hands.  A running mantra of "I will not puke, I will not puke" began to spin through my head.  It was useless.  My mouth began to water and the horrible reminder of buffalo chicken and popcorn began to rise.  Shooting out of bed, I made a mad sprint to the bathroom.  Barely lifting the lid, it was like an exorcism.  The whole meal came gushing out.  In between heaves I heard Adam mutter, "What in the?" as he made his way to find me...curled over the toilet. 
     It kept coming.  I don't know how so much came out, but it did.  I puked up the chicken, the onion rings, French fries, milk duds...there was so much - that I swore the popcorn that was coming out had to of been from when I saw "The Goonies" in 1985.
     As Adam rubbed my back I could tell that he was holding his breath when he choked out, "Are you okay?" 
     I wiped some tears from my face and pulled myself up.  "Yeah.  I think it's all done now."  I gave him a weak hug of thanks and crawled into the shower.
     With my sore muscles from heaving an impossible amount, I have come to realize this.  Number one...I NEED to start eating and drinking water when I'm at work and number two...I'll have to seriously think twice about drinking anything BUT water on my 40th birthday.  (...or eating a buffalo chicken sandwich.)
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2/19/2013 01:19:18 pm

You poor woman. Is it terrible of me that I resort to nervous, squimish laughter when I'm dealing with anything having to do with vomit -- hearing about it, dealing with it, or, in this case, reading about it?

Feel better soon!

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Beatty link
2/21/2013 07:31:49 am

Thank You Sweet Robin!!! I totally agree with you about the laughter! ugh. I'm so glad it's all over! I hope you're doing GREAT!!! Love to You!!!

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Shane
2/20/2013 04:00:18 am

I enjoy reading your blog posts, very well written. I especially like this one as it is about time for lunch and what could be more appropriate pre lunch reading material then that lol. I feel bad for your experience. About turning 40, definately a huge difference of being drunk (which was me in my 20s at OU) versus having a drink or 2 occasionally which is much more enjoyable that way, trust me. I hope if you got any popcorn/milkduds on your shirt that Sears has delivered the new washer by now. Thanks again for you nice blog and hope you feel better-sometimes getting it out of the system does wonders.

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Beatty link
2/21/2013 07:39:26 am

Shane! If you turn around, a zombie that has to puke is about to bring you your lunch! hee, hee. Sorry about the pre-lunch post of puke but I hope it didn't affect your meal. : ) You're right about the whole 40 thing...and I'm sure that you were an Angel at OU!

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Nadine Logel link
2/20/2013 10:39:18 pm

Oh no!! I hope you feel better. I suggest not drinking too much on your 40th. I have gotten sick once from drinking and it is so horrible!!! I didn't even drink much. I had two drinks but was not experienced so after banging my head on my bunk bed (in college) and crawling into bed I passed out (not literally) and woke up so sick!! It is not worth it. I was 21 at the time. Now at 28 I still reuse to drink more than one or two drinks. I also don't take the time to drink water during the day. I end up having severe pain in my back. I have to force myself to drink two bottles of water a day. Good luck with your new job!

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Beatty link
2/21/2013 07:54:41 am

I need to drink more water too Nadine! I'm like you and am lucky if I drink two bottles during the day. It's so important to do but, well...you know. You take care of yourself and give those sweet babies a hug for me!!! XOXO

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Shane
2/21/2013 08:53:10 am

Beatty, no the story didn't ruin lunch at all, I have heard much worse discussed and seen some pretty gross stuff working in the emergency department then we all eat like its no big deal. Sometimes out with people who don't work in hospital I forget to tone down the gross stories while we eat lol. Oh, I was an angel at OU ha ha

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Beatty link
2/22/2013 08:21:48 am

That's Awesome Shane! I can't even begin to imagine what you see in the Emergency Dept. That's one strange thing - I can't eat around hospitals or patients. For whatever reason, I can be around almost anything from blood to puke, but I can't eat. Weird. (Oh, and I know you were!)

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