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Our Little Girl is Either Ready for Preschool...or She's a Hoarder

6/30/2013

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     "Adam, where's the bread?  The whole loaf of bread is gone."
     "I didn't use any bread.  Are you sure it's not in there?"
     Standing in front of our pantry, I began to notice that quite a few things were missing...crackers, peanut butter, fruit snacks, cereal..."What in the world?"
     "Hon, where is all of the food from the pantry?"
     "Babe, I don't know!  If you didn't take it and I didn't take it, then..."
     (Ugh...what did they do?)
     "KIDS!  COME DOWN HERE!"
     The familiar sound of trampling feet thundered down the staircase.  
      Standing by the pantry, I pointed at the shelves.  "Do you guys have any idea of what happened to the food in here?"
      (Food?  What food?)
      Innocent faces stared up at me but there was one that was just a little off.
      I've come to realize that when you have children, you become pretty in tune to body language and facial expressions.  By the time our fourth child came around, I could all but double as a secret agent for the FBI.
      Our four year old little girl lowered her eyes.  "Mommy?"  
      "Yes, Lauren Elizabeth."
      "I was just getting ready for school."
      The boys and I looked at her with confusion.  "Ready for school?  What do you mean baby?  Preschool doesn't start until September."
      With her head lowered, she turned and said, "I'll show you."
      Taking me to her room, she pointed to her brand new backpack and lunch box.  She has carried these two things around since the day she got them.  Little did I know what was inside.  As she opened the backpack, I instantly saw a box of spaghetti pop out.  The bag was loaded down.  Jelly, Oreos, granola bars...on and on I pulled things out of her bag and then her lunch box.  
     Lauren whispered, "I didn't know what else to pack and you said that I would eat lunch there."
     "Yes baby, but you don't need to pack lunch for the entire YEAR.  This is waaaay too much and we need some room for other fun things in your backpack too, okay?"
     "Okay Mommy." 
     wow.  Well, I guess the good news is, it looks like she's ready for Preschool.  The bad news...well, she just might end up being the youngest person on the show "Hoarders" in recorded history.       
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12 Comments
jen dragen
6/30/2013 03:33:11 pm

My FAVORITE item is the bag of chocolate chips!!!!

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Beatty link
6/30/2013 03:41:22 pm

Hee, hee! I couldn't agree with you more Jen! She had some Oreos and candy in there too. Girl after my own heart. God love her teachers.

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Susanne
6/30/2013 04:35:47 pm

That is so funny! The ready to eat things and chocolate make complete sense .... but the spaghetti cracked me up! Can she cook? LOL

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Beatty link
6/30/2013 05:06:13 pm

Oh Susanne there's no telling with this child! I couldn't pretend to know what went through her mind when she "packed for school". Knowing her, she was probably hoping for chocolate covered spaghetti! : ) Hope you're doing Great!!! Love to You!!! XOXO

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Robin Kramer @ Pink Dryer Lint link
7/1/2013 02:02:03 am

How precious! I love how kid's minds work!

Good thing she wasn't packing and toting around perishables. (I'm envisioning a backpack full of eggs, mushy fruit, etc.) ;)

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Beatty link
7/1/2013 04:57:13 pm

Robin, can you IMAGINE?! EGGS! Oh yuck! I didn't even think of the perishables! Thank the Lord she stuck to the pantry and didn't go to the fridge. blauck! : ) Hope you're doing Great! XO

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Alicia@ eco friendly homemaking link
7/1/2013 04:15:05 am

Oh this was just so adorable! Sounds like she is a pretty smart cookie to be planning like that!!

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Beatty link
7/1/2013 05:00:11 pm

It's going to be something to see how she does in school Alicia! We'll keep our fingers crossed! I Love your blog and can't wait to try the Guacamole recipe! Holy Moly! Thanks for writing!

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Kris
7/2/2013 03:48:59 am

This is fantastic!!! :) You totally made my day...well Lauren did. :)

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Beatty link
7/2/2013 03:34:10 pm

Oh Kris! I completely forgot to tell you that after we talked, I couldn't stop thinking about S'Mores so I went and got everything to make them! We're waiting for the 4th but I can hardly stand it! I hope that you guys were able to make them! Yay!

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